Teeny, tiny!
1. Terrifically tiny
You’d believe that a lot of people would discover miniature versions of makeup products mildly aggravating, since why have less when you can have MOAR? however the daintiness of diminutive perfume bottles, lipsticks as well as eyeshadow palettes like the NARS desired tiny Eyeshadow combination have me hoarding all teh small treasures.
Fits in the palm of your hand
So what if they aren’t always practical? — particularly the small tubes of mascara. (My hands unexpectedly seem Shrek-sized when I’m holding one of those small wands.) They’re just so darned cute.
MAINOS
Warm as well as (mostly) sparkly shadows
I’m an NC42 skin tone in MAC.
I was checking out a few of Connor’s small toys the other day as well as kept in mind exactly how I utilized to like little doll-sized things when I was a kid. Apparently, I still like small treasures.
2. I like to abuse myself with horrible movies.
If the dialogue seems like it was written by a stoner eating Twinkies as well as Doritos at 3 a.m., I’m so there. Also, count me in if it includes an ex-reality TV star playing a zombie who, against all odds, saves the earth from alien invasion. But, duuuuuuude, crucial point: It’s not like I really take pleasure in any type of of it! I’ll begin up the movie, then see exactly how long I can bear it before I can’t take it anymore as well as either requirement to modification the channel or run out the front door screaming.
I dunno… For some reason this makes me feel stronger — like it’s the equivalent of mental weightlifting?
MAINOS
Kissat ja meikkipaita?
42 dollaria
Osta nyt
This was NOT a horrible movie, in situation you were wondering.
3. I like to envision people with Instagram brows.
Babies, politicians, the sweaty checkout person at Target who scans all of the stuff I got from the dollar bin that Marie Kondo would disapprove of — everybody I see is fair game if they’re rocking a set of “normal/natural” brows. I’ll then psychologically cut as well as paste a pair of blocky, dark Insta-brows on them as well as try not to giggle.
Conversely, whenever I see somebody with Instagram brows, I’ll psychologically switch them out for natural brows.
This is additional fun in airports, by the way! ?
Throwback to the time I tried doing edgy makeup as well as ended up with a second pair of sparkly brows
4. I likewise like to envision all of the parents at preschool functions as partying 20-somethings.
Specifically, I like to pretend they’re all up in the club, hella drunk as well as doing the things single 21-year-olds perform in loud as well as congested spaces. I do this any type of time I’m surrounded by other parents, as well as it’s endlessly entertaining to me.
5. I like to stand in the shower as well as win fake arguments.
While I’m washing my hair as well as exfoliating as well as doing the yoozh in the shower, I’ll show upon “heated conversations” I’ve had (or want to have) with good friends or household or the cranky-pants who stole my auto parking area at Costco, as well as I’ll rework them in my mind to ensure that I can get in that snappy comeback that of program occurred to me as I was walking away.
Oh, ya know, just chillin’ in the shower, having a fake disagreement with myself…
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El Hub always wonders why I spend so much time in there, as well as I’m like, duuuuuuuuude, now you know!
Ystävällinen yhteisön valituslääketieteesi,
Karen